I saw a first aid kit at work today. I thought to my self, "Self. You live in LA. The most probable injury you're going to sustain is going to be from a robbery. Now quit talking to me."
Lets see how it would go.
Guy1- "Someone shot Buddy and stole the tip jar, which only had 5 dollars in it anyway because we live in LA."
Guy2- "Ok. I've got alcohol wipes and mini bandaids."
Guy1- "Let him suck on the alcohol wipes and put the bandaids over his eyes so he can't see he is dying."
Guy2- "Good idea."
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