Buddy Kicks the Worlds Ass

Roger Ebert. Although an impressive career has ensued from his beginnings as a high school newspaper sports writer, the Pulitzer Prize for Criticism winner is facing criticism himself for not possessing a neck. Lets all try to support him and get to this years “Ebertfest” film festival this week.

Michael Moore, director of documentaries like “Sicko” and “Fahrenheit 9/11", is a big fat fatty and apparently doesn’t watch fellow documentary film makers work, namely Morgan Spurlock and his film “Supersize me”. Moore does has some redeeming qualities however, such as, the fact that he doesn’t like Hilary Clinton and loves blacks, whom he refers to as “the black man”, but namely he doesn’t like Hilary so much he hypocritically called her“disgusting.” Yay.

Feeling in the mood for a hefty helpin’ a’ the lord and irony that is so inherent it is literally staggering? Well I suggest “Supersize your Faith: Tapping into God’s miracle power” by SomeHalf Retard ExMrUniverse. Wow. Faith and capitalism apparently go hand in hand, as well as making fun of people who sell God like extra fries with your cheeseburger.