Hey kids Buddy here. There is a lot I don’t, understandably, understand, like how females only start to stink after you are in a relationship with them for a while, but here a few things I noticed that had even the likes of me scratching my massive head.
GLOW CROSSES
Ever been in the dark praying for da Jesus to forgive you of your wanton capitalism and needed a little extra light? Forget turning on Fox news till wee hours to woo you into a ignorant fear of Mexicans. Try the new Glow Cross™. It comes in 5 awesome colors like Ostentatious Orange and Gaudy Green. YAAAY. Only 50 cents!
You've all heard of Pope on a Rope, so why not have all the saints roped!? For a limited time you can have these saintly beauties for all your praying in jail shower needs. Only 50 cents!
You've all heard of Pope on a Rope, so why not have all the saints roped!? For a limited time you can have these saintly beauties for all your praying in jail shower needs. Only 50 cents!
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