poignant

...Just between me, you and the wall...

Hey do you guys watch our stuff and actually enjoy it? Would you like to see more? Would you like to send us your e-mails and we would respond to them in a "McGuffin" short? Would you rather see something different? Would you like to see me slathered in peanut butter and watch Buddy lick it all off? Daniel running with some scissors? Brandon in a cat suit joining a Furry group?

I'm still thinking about that idea that I came up with, where we kill the group and have someone else take over. That one would be swell, or one that takes place 10 years from now and the group has disbanded and somehow we come baack together to preform one last gig...kinda like the beatles.

Let us know...we're all ears.

-Joseph

oooh Sunday!!! or even tonight as well @ 6:00

So it has been a while since I last post. I think this is just great that this is happening The Venture Bros. is one of my favorite show to come out of Adult Swim, in a long time. The first time I saw the pilot a few years back, I knew this show was good. Its funny, smart, witty, has heart and just all around funny (did I mention that it was funny?).

Thanks Doc and Jackson! and "Go Team Venture!"

love Joseph

Steven Tyler's pain and misery = PUNS!

As some of you may have heard, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler checked into rehab this week.

My hat's off to him for trying to address whatever problems he may be facing. I, unlike most of the media, find no reason to make puns. Some of the many, puny headlines I've seen over the last few days:


Steven Tyler Walks This Way Into Rehab
Steven Tyler Stops Living on the Edge

and then there was this one:

Steven Tyler is Old and in Rehab

That one wasn't even a pun. It was just mean.

We've gone too far. Not every story can be made into a pun, people. Sometimes headlines speak for themselves. And to make light of serious personal problem? C'mon. We all know Tyler has a huge mouth, we all know his jowls are unlike any other. Yes, he's old. Yes, he hasn't released a decent album in a decade. Blah blah blah. Let the poor man heal, American press! Don't you have some Britney Spears joke to make or Rev. Hagee remark to completely ignore?

New look...Same Ol' Fun

So to commemorate the new look I have found something special for all of you. Do you guys remember a little group from "CommieLand" called t.A.t.U? Well it looks like the ladies have a new video out and...um...well, it's interesting. The video is definitely NSFW, that's for sure. Funny thing about the whole "NSFW" thing, I had to Wiki it once just to see what it actually meant; Not Safe For Work. Who actually watches this shit at work?!

Anyhoo I digress, this video made me feel really funny while watching it. Oh and sorry but I am going to drop a Spoiler Alert! The gothy one drinks some tequila while she is preggers! Go Russia!!!




Love,
Joseph

McGUFFIN GOES NORTH: The Pictures! Part 2

You thought I had forgotten about you, didn't you? Didn't you?!

Well, you were wrong. I could never forget about you. Or about the photos taken on the great trek up to Northern California. I have some more pictures, of course. So let the viewing commence!

Onwards!

Angry Joseph!

Drunken climbin'

What a (sexy) beast!

This is right after the car died! Oh, how sad!

Awwww! A baby seal!

And finally, I'll leave you with a video of our dearest friend, Cody, resorting to the old ways of the cavemen. Go, Cody, go!

Ch-Ch-Changes!

You read it right folks. Our website is undergoing some changes. Stick with us. We can make it through this. We promise you that.

Never let go!

A Sad Day in Wine World

Well not really. Robert Mondavi has passed, but if you ask me I think the man should be celebrated not mourned. You see, Mondavi created wine and if you think about it and think really hard, wine was always something to be appreciated, celebrated and cherished. So Robert Mondavi, with his giant empire and his wine collection will live on forever.

I had the amazing privilege of meeting the man in person at a wine tasting that I went with my dad a few years back. I shook his hand and told him it was a pleasure to meeting him and he was soft spoken and said “likewise” at least I think said that. I can’t really recall what he said but it doesn’t matter. I just wanted to say that I met the guy, so there.

So what can you do in celebrating this man’s passing? Well how about you do yourself a favor and run to your nearest grocery sre and pick up the cheapest bottle of Mondavi you can find and drink the shit out of it!

Or if Mondavi doesn’t float you boat, you can always go online and find yourself a nice bottle of Cater Cellars! I’m just saying that’s all.








Love,
Joseph